Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..
White person: Sell me the house.
Realtor: …are you sure?
White person: I’ll pay triple.
Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing
White person: Do you prefer cash or check?
Realtor: you have big bay windows, great view of the lake, and your 1st born will be the vessel for lucifer…
White person: We’ll move in tomorrow!